From A literal impression of Homer’s Odyssea from someone who’s literally heard it
© A. P. David 2022:
And him Euenor’s son Leiocritus faced and said:
‘Mentor you mouth breather, crazy in the head, what are you saying?
Urging us to leave off. It’s a grievous thing
To start a fight with real men—who’ve also got the numbers—over a meal.
For if Odysseus, the Ith…