From ‘A literal impression of Homer’s Odyssea from someone who’s literally heard it’, by A. P. David:
Then the goddess replaces him: Owl-Eyes, Athena.
‘Our father Cronides, Commander-in-Chief,
If this is now actually dear to the blessed gods,
That he return home—Odysseus Over-Thinker, to his very own house,
Then (a) let us spur Hermes the Runner, Slayer of A…
