From A literal impression of Homer’s Odyssea from someone who’s literally heard it
©2022 by A. P. David:
But the suitors got in an uproar, stood up through the shadowy hall,
And all of them swore, and prayed, to get her horizontal in bed.
But among them honest Telemachus began speaking his mind:
‘Wooers of my own mother, sporting your violent erection,
For no…